I’m drunk as shit, but here’s the first episode. Forgive me, the quality will improve.
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DON’T DRINK AND VIDEO
Posted in INTERNET, Videos, tagged drunk, rckbikes, video, what the lol on January 17, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
ALL IT TOOK WAS JAMES CAMERON TO MAKE THE WORLD SEE THE EARTH IS SHIT
Posted in Commentary, Movies, tagged 3D, Al Gore, Avatar, James Cameron, retarded people on January 11, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
Wait, what? People are getting all whine/cry over the beauty of a made up world. Always reporting the hard news, CNN reports the shit outta this. James Cameron’s completely immersive spectacle “Avatar” may have been a little too real for some fans who say they have experienced depression and suicidal thoughts after seeing the film [...]
NOT DEAD YET, THELOLR.US WAS JUST SLEEPING
Posted in Commentary, tagged lazy, lolrus, rckbikes, sorry on January 11, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
Alright guys, time to fess up. Pull up a chair, take off your shoes, and let me give you a back rub. I’m sorry. I’ve let you down. I’ve been putting off updating the site, because I’ve been super lazy. But alas, with a new year comes new ideas so here we go. THE LOLRUS [...]
WOULD YOU LIKE TO BORROW MY JARS OF URINE? THE STORY OF A FORGOTTEN RECLUSE.
Posted in Commentary, HEY CHECK THIS OUT, tagged Henry Darger, hipsters, outsider art, recluse on September 14, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
You know, sometimes I just have had it. I would just like to drop my keyboard, grow a beard, and lock myself up in a mansion for a couple years. But then reality dawns on me, I’m not BATSHIT insane. After the jump, the tale of a crazy dude who probably puts all authors ever [...]
WELL HEY THERE, INTERNETS- THE LOLRUS IS LOOOOOKIN’ FOR YOU
Posted in Commentary, tagged "news", internet, masturbation, Ze Germans on September 12, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Well, it’s not easy maintaining this here thing all by my lonesome, so it’s about time I roped in some survivors to take down with me. So basically, shoot lolrustipline@gmail.com an e-mail, and wow me with your original content. It can be comics, photoshops, writing, anything you think would go into the tone of this [...]
HEY CHECK THIS OUT: VIRAL VIDEO FILM SCHOOL
Posted in Commentary, HEY CHECK THIS OUT, Videos, tagged hilarity, this is how we do it, youtube on September 10, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
I don’t know, but this Brett Erlich guy here is comedy gold. I love the words that come out of his mouth, because it’s amazing. I would take his words, turn it into gold, and put it on a sandwich. More after the jump.
HOLD THE MOTHERFUCKING PHONE: SEGA TO RELEASE 2D SONIC THE HEDGEHOG
Posted in Commentary, Video Games, tagged 2010, shit, Video Games on September 9, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Well, color me Chris-Chan, there’s a 2D Sonic game coming out. It’s called project needlemouse, and it’s [hopefully] a return to form for the franchise. BACK TO THE INTERNET COMEDY.
THE INTERNET HAS A NEW GOD: RICKY TIC
Posted in Commentary, Videos, tagged dammit internet, Internet Celebrity, Ricky Tic, wtf, youtube on September 8, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
I wonder to myself about what will happen to youtube videos after the robots and/or aliens take over the planet. Do you think they will methodically catalog every video? Will they confuse the video blogs as the spoken word of deities? I hope that whatever our alien/robot overlords will do when they decide to eat [...]
THE ONE WHERE I TRY TO REVIEW CHRIS ROCK’S DOCUMENTARY ABOUT BLACK WOMEN’S HAIR
Posted in Commentary, Movies, tagged Chris Rock, documentary, Good Hair, Movies, review on February 16, 2010 | Leave a Comment »
Okay, Chris Rock. You made a documentary about black women’s hair. Sounds shallow enough, and pretty straight forward. It’s black, curly, and fun to touch. More after the jump.
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